10 Other Times I Shouldn't Have Taken A Selfie

Yesterday I was laying in my bed after running the most terrifying 6 miles of my life in the midst of an INSANE lightening storm, quietly reading my book, minding my own business, when I started getting Instagram and Twitter notifications about a health.com article titled "3 Times You Should Never, Ever Take a Selfie." I opened said article and found a certain someone (ME!) equated with the likes of the man who took a selfie during The Running of the Bulls (Ya not even I would do that...) and during catastrophic events (um...what else would you do during a lightening storm...see below's ironic and coincidental picture taken yesterday.) So I thought...why not add 10 other times you PROBABLY shouldn't take a selfie. You know, because there are times you should DEFINITELY take a selfie....

Terrified and about to be electrocuted.

Terrified and about to be electrocuted.

1. While Getting A Facial

HERE'SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS JOHNNY

HERE'SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS JOHNNY

2. When You Are Graduating College

I would have paid more attention if the speaker wasn't making jokes about my future unemployment.

I would have paid more attention if the speaker wasn't making jokes about my future unemployment.

3. While In A Jacuzzi

BUT WHY DID THE WATER KEEP DISAPPEARING??!?!?!

BUT WHY DID THE WATER KEEP DISAPPEARING??!?!?!

4. While Moving Home From College.

I was in traffic you guys. The 405 is basically a parking lot.

I was in traffic you guys. The 405 is basically a parking lot.

5. Carrying Heavy Objects To The Subway

Literally 50 pounds.

Literally 50 pounds.

6. With Nacho at a Polo Match

The definition of classy right there.

The definition of classy right there.

7. On A Roller Coaster

God forbid you drop your phone.

God forbid you drop your phone.

8. While Tech-ing a Show

Director's should be paying attention! Not pretending to be Britney Spears!

Director's should be paying attention! Not pretending to be Britney Spears!

9. Before Your Bridal Party Entrance

Weddings should be serious matters after all.

Weddings should be serious matters after all.

10. When You Are A Baby

Taking selfies before they were cool.

Taking selfies before they were cool.

And Finally When You Run A Half Marathon.

Because what else do you have to do for 2 hours. SHEESH!

Because what else do you have to do for 2 hours. SHEESH!

Thanks for the shout out Health Magazine. #RealTalk #SorryNotSorry #Blessed